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05:58pm 20/09/2006
 
mood: exanimate
music: the news
who reads livejournals anymore?
 
     

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10:51am 25/02/2005
  the irishman's girlfriend is asian.

my mom calls him graham crackah.

the above is hysterical, but most likely only to me.

my life continues to play out like a bad teen sex comedy. but in about two months the teen aspect will be removed, and the sex aspect is dwindling fast.
 
     

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09:00pm 23/02/2005
 

gay guys on desperate housewives that look like vince = happy laura jean.
 
     

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08:07am 14/02/2005
  when my mom worked in new york and would go out to bars with her friends, she would tell people her name was sharon stone, and that she was an astronaut.  
     

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03:56am 13/02/2005
  i was matt's date tonight for the valentines day fraternity cocktail/dinner party. thought it was going to suck, but it turned out to be in the apt of a fabulous gay couple. quite the lovely surprise for me. so matt had to get there early to help cook, so i sat there and drank cosmos while the boys cooked. basically i've been drunk since seven o'clock this evening.

then we went to jon's birhtday party. good times as always.

now i'm eating some random asian cuisine. quite the random evening.

my feet still hurt.
 
     

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01:05am 09/02/2005
 
music: GIMME GIMME GIMME A MAN AFTER MIDNIGHT
ERIKA IS A CHAMP


THE FRONT DESK RULES (BECAUSE WE CAN GET A TOOTHBRUSH AT 1:06 IN THE AM), BUT NO FRATERNIZING WITH EMPLOYEES OF THE HOTEL! NO NO NO!


THE YMCA OF CHINATOWN SUCKS



LAPS ON THE ROOF ARE AWESOME, ESP IN SLIPPERS!!

LOVE TO SECURITY. NO ONE'S RAPING ME TONIGHT.
 
     

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a look into the life of 2 year old laura jean   
12:29pm 30/01/2005
  "fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. no. fuzzy wuzzy was laura's hair."

thanks for reminding me grandma.
 
     

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04:01pm 27/01/2005
  i went to see bright eyes on monday night. it was quite enjoyable.

one problem, however.

every little thing conor o'berst did was "woo!"-ed. and it was really annoying.

conor drinks water.

"woo!"

conor finishes his water.

"woo!"

conor pulls up his pants.

"woo!" "ow!"

i want to get to the point where people "woo" at every little thing i do.


on another note, i hyperventilated today. it was kind of scary. guys with irish accents should not be allowed to talk to me anymore.
 
     

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01:50pm 24/01/2005
  laura loves the irish boys.  
     

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06:27pm 19/01/2005
  You are Miranda.
Congratulations! You are Miranda.


Which Sex and the City Character Are You?
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chop   
04:24pm 29/12/2004
  i just cut layers into my hair.

people should know better not to leave me alone in the house for too long with a pair of scissors.
 
     

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11:05am 26/12/2004
  for christmas i got an iPod, the golden girls complete first season dvd, and tickets to wicked. thats all i wanted, and i am very happy. oh yeah, i almost forgot my favorite gift of all. tweety pajamas from grandma. thanks grandma! i'm so glad you've recognized my obvious affinity for tweety bird.



ps: mom might be moving to boston?!?!!
 
     

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01:43pm 14/12/2004
  20 years ago I:

1. awaiting my arrival that would occur in 5 months
2. was eating a lot of chocolate grahams and italian food
3. probably developing eye brows or something

15 years ago I:

1. wore pigtails and a dress every day.
2. had my first marriage proposal (dear laura, will you marry me? from, cody)
3. went to disney world for the first time

10 years ago I:

1. was the teacher's pet and everyone hated me for it
2. learned how to sew
3. was way fat

5 years ago I:

1. was blink182's number 1 fan
2. had braces
3. dressed very badly

3 years ago I:

1. bought rhoda
2. worked at pacsun which means i was way cooler than you
3. opened manhattan bagel every weekend

1 year ago I:

1. lived in my beautiful woodpaneled room
2. ate sushi and cheez-its all the time
3. did not have bangs

Yesterday I:

1. told a story inspired by a fortune cookie in speech class
2. bought my monthly starbucks vanilla latte
3. smoked a bowl and passed out

Today I:

1. owned a fictitious candle company in speech class
2. left ethics early with kevin
3. filled this thingy out

Tomorrow I:

1. will be writing my personality power and politics paper all day
2. will throw a mini-party in my room
3. will smoke a bowl and pass out
 
     

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09:24pm 12/12/2004
  ...and people have forgotten about me. again.

my life rules.
 
     

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09:21pm 12/12/2004
  "if my parents refuse to pay for an apartment, i'm going to have to live in the dorms next year."

"why don't you just pay for it yourself. you make enough money a month now to pay rent."

"ugh, never."


GOD FORBID YOU SHOULD HAVE TO FUCKING PAY YOUR OWN GOD DAMN WAY THROUGH LIFE YOU STUPID SPOILED BRAT!
 
     

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03:48pm 10/12/2004
  i feel as though life on the second floor of the DoubleTree has become one big ridiculous teen sex comedy where the boys never really wear shirts and run around drunk in their underwear and the girl i live with strips down to a tank top and panties whenever she and i walk into our room.  
     

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06:13pm 19/11/2004
  the next four days can't go by any sooner.  
     

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05:04pm 15/11/2004
  someone that i live with has really been annoying me lately.

she asks questions constantly when watching a movie, even if we've both been watching the entire movie since the beginning. "why did he just do that?" "why does she look like that?" every 5 minutes. literally. i've learned to just ignore these questions.

also, she watches poker on ESPN. she doesn't play poker (i don't even think she knows how) but insists on watching it. it's rather hickish and incredibly boring.

and when i'm watching sex and the city reruns on TBS, and if i choose to go to the bathroom, she'll change the channel. she gets off her bed, steals the remote off of my bed, and changes the channel to such quality programming as wife swap, which she doesn't even watch, she'll usually play with her ring tones set on the highest setting because she's deaf.

it's only november.
 
     

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i'm in love   
08:17pm 08/11/2004
  and we're getting married and having children who like to read and have a dry, narcissistic sense of humor.  
     

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post election post   
03:11pm 04/11/2004
 

i went to copley square on election night, because kerry was supposed to speak whether he won or lost. i got there around 8:00. my view of the entire event was obstructed by a large construction vehicle. it didnt matter to me though, because i was there. i got to see carole king (i feel the earth, move, under my feet...), the black eyed peas, JAMES TAYLOR, sheryl crow (a friend of mine spotted sheryl and lance armstrong getting into a car) and BON JOVI. it was cold and rainy. edwards was supposed to speak at 11:30. 11:30 came and went without any sign of anyone speaking. so we just stood there and waited. the crowd dwindled. they had all different news stations on big screens, but they were so far away that we couldn't make out what was going on with the results, so we would take turns calling friends who had gone home and were watching it on tv to find out from them. at around 2:00 in the morning many many people had left. it was raining. to get into the area around the stage earlier in the night you needed a pass, but at this point they were letting anyone in, so we went. by this point they had basically declared ohio too close to call, and that it wouldn't be known until the next day (though technically it was the next day). so we knew we wouldn't see kerry. but edwards came out at around 2:30. he spoke for not even a minute. i don't even remember what he said, but he gave the good old double thumbs up. i took a picture, as you can see above.

though the overall experience wasn't that great (i couldn't see anything the whole time, it was cold and rainy, and kerry lost) i'm still glad i was there. it was an experience and i'm proud i was a part of it.

i could say many things about the outcome of this but i won't. it's not worth anything to complain about the outcome. i did what i could by voting, and i know my vote matters regardless. although it is hard to understand why it came out the way it did, living in boston gives you a warped perspective on the country because every person is liberal here. anyone who is surprised by the outcome really doesn't know the country at all. thats where most of the shock value comes from. most of the people we know have grown up in and/or currently reside in the northeast. and what color was the entire northeast?

i guess what i'm basically saying is that we live in this liberal bubble sometimes that makes us so confused that anyone is actually conservative.

i don't really know what i'm getting at, these are kind of just my observations. i'm not the most educated person on all of the issues, so i'm not going to bitch about what im losing as a result of bush being president. we can't predict the future. though the idea of bush being president really angers a lot of people, we can't expect the entire country to go into the toilet in the next four years. life goes on, we did what we could, we should continue to do what we can, and now we should move on.
 
     

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